Enzian's Little Joke Retold

This little guy's head is filled with too much imagination and creativity. Tells great out of the world stories, narrates like a football match live commentator, creates impressive crafts out of recycled materials aka garbage and steals my camera to snap pictures of anything and everything that intrigues his ingenious little mind.

As I was applying cream on his face to moisturize his skin due to the dry climate here, Enzian shared a joke with us which he heard from his friend in school.

This joke contains sexual content. You have been warned.

Fritzchen asked his mother if he could shower with her. His mother said, “yes, but you cannot look at me down there.” In the shower, Fritzchen asked, pointing to her private parts, “mommy, what is that?” “That’s a bush,” replied his mother.

The next day, Fritzchen asked his father if he could shower with him. His father said, “yes, but you cannot look at me down there.” In the shower, Fritzchen asked, pointing to his private parts, “daddy, what is that?” “That’s a snake,” replied his father.

Yet another day, Fritzchen asked his grandmother if he could shower with her. His grandmother said, “yes, but you cannot look at me up there.” In the shower, Fritzchen asked, pointing to her bosoms, “grandma, what are these?” “These are headlights,” replied his grandmother.

One evening, Fritzchen asked his parents if he could sleep with them that night, “why?” “Because I am afraid of the dark.” Fritzchen woke up in the middle of the night, shouting, “grandma, come quick! Switch on your headlights! The snake is lost in the bush!”